95% of the world’s best poker players are dumber than the final 5 % because vagina. Doug Mortimer explains.
Tattoos are forever and can cost a lot more than the tattoo artist’s fee. Why do so many women get them? Doug Mortimer ponders the question.
Living the single life does not come without a downside, but as Doug Mortimer suggests the worst-case scenario for bachelorhood may be no match for the dramas of its wedlock counterpart.