The femme friend zone
Sometimes there’s an optimal place of enjoyment between marrying women and completely shunning them. Man going his own way, Doug Mortimer talks about the femme friendzone.
Of champs and chumps
A brutal articulation of a man’s worth.
And they call it puppy love
All-male educational environments are relics of a bygone era. Doug Mortimer reflects on the pros and cons for boys.
Riding the Testosterone Elevator
Experiencing triumph, even by proxy, boosts testosterone levels. Doug Mortimer considers what this means for social structure.
Preaching to the Girls’ Choir
95% of the world’s best poker players are dumber than the final 5 % because vagina. Doug Mortimer explains.
Tattoos, good judgement and women
Tattoos are forever and can cost a lot more than the tattoo artist’s fee. Why do so many women get them? Doug Mortimer ponders the question.
My Life in the No-Shame Zone
Living the single life does not come without a downside, but as Doug Mortimer suggests the worst-case scenario for bachelorhood may be no match for the dramas of its wedlock counterpart.