When Jason Gregory satirizes something he takes on its tenor. In this piece, he rips into Nikki Minaj in her classic vulgar style. And he imparts a moral. Don’t be THAT bitch.
Just Plain Crazy
Sometimes, men need to regain some perspective – back away from the fray, take some deep breaths, and re-center themselves around that one thing that matters most in all the universe – the vagina. The galactic spiral of cosmic creation positively drips with reverence for the goddess-mummy-lover, and a worthy Jason Gregory seeks to kiss the ring of power in all its divine, scientific glory-holiness. May the limp dicks abide forever. [Lines by Europa; Spot colour by Typhonblue]
Jessica Valenti asks the question “Did you ever try to talk at one of those man-things about feminism but his shocked and terrified look indicated he didn’t comply with your viewpoint sufficiently?” August Løvenskiolds says feminists should show how much of a strong, independent women they are by ditching the damseling. Show, don’t tell, Jessica.
Mix one part Violence Against Women Act, one part Patriot Act, one part Duluth Model, and shake like crazy. Strain and serve during court hearings over a rocky custody battle to a drug-abusing ex-wife. The toxic, teeth-rattling backlash will make chemotherapy seem like a cakewalk. Just ask our intrepid Della Burton, who saw the whole excruciating ordeal play out first hand. [Illustration by Typhonblue]
Jim Doyle(Gingko) tells us all about the radical feminist group Redstockings who were the first to shame men for refusing to cowtow to pussy power. See? MGTOW shaming has a long and storied history among feminists. Of course the men the Redstockings shamed were gay. [Illustration by Europa Phoenix]
Jodi Arias is about as sorry about brutally murdering Travis Alexander as a vulture is for eating the carcass of a freshly flattened possum. Dr. T has been following the case, (as though with the rest of the world she had a choice) and now she is fried from the experience. Too much crazy is bad for the doctor.