Silly brown women. Feminists NEED you, but they don’t WANT you. #solidarityisforwhitewomen Now run along and take care of those little white babies. So sayeth Janet Bloomfield, who last we heard is one Judgy Bitch!
A recent report purported to trace the supposed wage gap all the way back to early childhood. Janet Bloomfield, who knows a thing or two about children, was not amused. Where does this ideological madness end?
Did you know reporting on a dead woman’s age and risky behavior is sexist, patriarchal misogyny now? Janet Bloomfield updates us.
Feminist men were left in a mad power scramble when their titular King Hugo abdicated his throne. JudgyBitch Janet Bloomfield offers her gentle advice to the confused.
Mary Beth Williams of Salon is just an asshole. On the other hand, Amanda Marcotte is a professional hatemonger who has once again made her naked hatred for men plain for all to see. In response to a New York Times article on reproductive rights for men and boys–or more specifically, men’s complete lack of reproductive rights, both show idiocy and contempt. Janet Bloomfield has some pungent words for both of them. How very Judgy of her. Very Judgy indeed. Tsk. Tsk. [Illustration by Europa Phoenix.]
Demonizing a class of people for the crimes of a few is the hallmark of hate, and the tool of racists, sexists, and…feminists? Our gynocentric culture is quietly accepting of the routine hatred of men as a class, but awareness of this insidious malady is starting to spread, and Janet Bloomfield has had just about enough of it. Oh, boy, has she. Watch out, haters, the Judgy Bitch is in the house.
“First I feared him, then I loathed him, then I forgave him and now I take care of him: the story of my father and me.” Judgy bitch tells the story of her relationship with her father, no punches pulled. Sit down for this one, folks, it’s a moving tribute to the power of redemption, making amends and finding it in yourself to forgive.
Shona Sibary would likely rather wash the feet of vagrants than have sex with her husband. We are assuming, of course, that there are equally far fetched reasons that Sibary considers herself some sort of prize in the sex department. Janet Bloomfield writes a prescription for whatever is ailing this bitch.
JudgyBitch weighs in on the crisis of women overhearing jokes about dongles at tech conferences and the serious, civilization destroying implications of the problem. Before this is over, this could be worse than global warming.
We seem to be living in an age when the idea of insisting on support, aka evidence, for claims and allegations is an egregiously offensive act. People are victims if they say they. Problem is, that also means someone is guilty by accusation alone. Even if it is you, and even if you are not.
