The Dildo Bandito, Crystal Mangum, and Nifong Nuts

In Colorado – home of the faux penises and Dildo Bandito – once lived some Eagle County Sheriffs who ordered up hang’m high Kobe t-shirts with the catchy slogan “I’m not a rapist; I’m just a cheater.”

I wondered about that in a December 2003 editorial for the Colorado Daily, Let’s Just Get it Over With , tie all those t-shirts together and hang the guy, no need for a trial.

Fortunately, NBA Bryant was rich enough to buy his way out of the impending surrealistic Sci-Fi conviction for a rape that may have never occurred.

I wrote, “[s]hort of civil action, the falsely accused have little recourse and most people filing false claims have nothing to offer to make their targets whole… Proponents of loosey-goosey hang’ high sexual assault laws resist sanctions against [malicious] false accusers, gold-diggers, narcissists and personality disordered bimbos for fear of chilling legitimate complaints.”

Tough, too bad, legislators need to force district attorneys to fully prosecute false accusers and burdens of proof have to be raised at least as high as the IQ of the Deputy Dorights with the t-shirts. Innocents should not suffer whackos.

A gazillion brainwashed ass-backward thinking politicians, civil servants, intellectually dishonest academics, and radical feminists disagree; even though intentionally making a false accusation and lying under oath are serious crimes with serious consequences.

Women Industry operatives rightly believe that lacking proof beyond a reasonable doubt does not necessarily establish an accusation is false. They believe false accusers who fess up and come clean should be given a break so other false accusers are not deterred from confessing for fear of punishment.

Which works like this, I admit I lied and destroyed lives. I was pissed off, afraid, lost, and could not find my teleporter to return to the mother ship.  Hold me accountable and someone else might be afraid to lie and destroy lives because they have their head up a dark hole too and can’t find their way back to whatever planet they came from either?

Conversely, the absence of proof beyond a reasonable doubt does not necessarily establish that the accusation is real. Consider situations where there’s an overwhelming body of evidence to refute an accusation, like Maine’s Assistant D.A. May Kellet getting Vladek Filler convicted for spousal rape.

Kellet used the absence of evidence to convict Vladek. Kellet fought to keep from the jury all evidence to substantiate his innocence. As an aside, not only was there an absence of evidence, Filler’s alleged rape took place ten years before charges were filed! No evidence, ten years, he was convicted, unbelievable.

The state’s Supreme Court had enough sense to remand for retrial based on prosecutorial misconduct. Regardless, nothing will happen to Filler’s ex. Why? Because she’s whacko and whacko women are not responsible for the lives they destroy. Women get services and men get prisons, everyone knows that.

Similarly, one would think, when it becomes apparent a malicious false accuser maintains the farce, shows no remorse, the accuser should be prosecuted to the fullest extent. Doing so would certainly deter others from doing the same, except perhaps those from planet Bonkers.

That doesn’t happen either. I sent a case to the San Diego D.A. in which a man was falsely accused 25 times. There is clear and substantial evidence that the false accuser, the mother of his children, repeatedly lied, lied under oath, planted drugs in his car to set him up for a bust, coerced him into violating a restraining order by claiming his son was gravely ill, and fabricated one non event after another. She has not recanted. He strapped on a GPS ankle bracelet. Not only will the D.A. not prosecute, the Family Court awarded 100% physical and legal custody of their children to the woman because she had completely alienated the children from their father. The court felt it would do more harm to turn the children over to the non abusive father. All convoluted judicial thinking at its finest.

From what I can determine after speaking with prosecutors, judges, and private attorneys, no one has been prosecuted by the San Diego District Attorney Office for making malicious false accusations or lying under oath about sexual assault, domestic violence, or child abuse – nobody, never.

So how about South Carolina’s Crystal Mangum, now charged with murder, a malicious liar whose actions ruined the lives of so many?

When she was 17, Crystal accused three men of raping her when she was 14. The case was dropped, there was no evidence other than her allegation, and her father said he didn’t believe that she’d been raped.

In 2002 when lap-dancing on a taxi driver Crystal took his keys. She was drunk, stole his cab, was chased down by police, nearly ran over a cop, and was arrested.

Somewhere before or after the taxi driver, Crystal did a stint in the Navy. She was soon asked to leave. The Navy has yet to reveal the reason(s).

In 2006 Crystal falsely accused members of the Duke University Lacrosse Team of raping her. Her actions destroyed a good portion of the University’s reputation, churned up unmitigated animosity against team members by a group of vile hate mongering professors known as the “Committee of 88”, ruined Raleigh’s politically corrupt and ideologically feminized District Attorney Michael Nifong (not a bad thing, but ruined nonetheless), and caused Duke University’s capable lacrosse team coach to be run out of Raleigh; even though it was known or should have been known that Crystal had a history of mental illness and was loony-tunes.

After all that, North Carolina attorney general Roy Cooper chose not to hold Crystal accountable. Alluding to her history of severe mental illness, Cooper said that he would not prosecute her because she was so deluded as to believe her own false accusations – she didn’t know fact from fiction.

On Feb. 17, 2010 police responded to a call about a woman fighting with her boyfriend, Milton Walker. It was Crystal. The police reported that she set Milton’s clothes on fire and was threatening to stab him. Her three children were in the house. She was arrested then charged with attempted first-degree murder, five counts of arson, assault and battery, communicating threats, three counts of misdemeanor child abuse, injury to personal property, identity theft and resisting a public officer, but not one count of domestic violence. In defense, prosecutors might say that there was no need to charge her with domestic violence since she was charged with more serious crimes, which is a ruse.

Ideologically indoctrinated district attorneys internalize women don’t commit domestic violence; even if they really do; like crazy Crystal. To the PC impaired she’ll always be “the” victim. Blame it on patriarchy, some man made her do it and drove her to crazy.

District Attorneys protect their turf, often sacrificing justice for politically-correct dollars. Charging women with domestic violence skews statistics making it harder for domestic violence industry operatives to fund their imaginary “epidemic” of violence against women. At risk are billions in Violence Against Women Act (VAWA, euphemistically, “Visitor and Wallet Act”) and other Federal pass-though dollars which create and sustain soft-jobs for WoMEN StuDIEs graduates who after law school often land cushy as district attorneys.

Crystal was arrested again for stabbing another boyfriend, Reginald Daye, on April 3, 2011. He died. He’s dead, not breathing. She killed him. She’s in jail, big bail. Her defense attorney will blame it on Reginald, other men, and being loony-tunes because she was horrendously abused since before conception. Crystal owns the “abuse excuse”.

The religion Political Correctness dictates that Reginald surely stabbed himself to death after horribly abusing Crystal into an altered state of whacko. As victim she should be rewarded by the Victim Compensation Fund for killing her big bad boyfriend. Oprah’s probably already calling about her book club.

Following such reasoning leads to, it’s better to convict someone for something they have not done rather than deter someone who is or isn’t whacko from coming forward because of something that really happened to them, like being sexually assaulted or otherwise abused.

What if they finger the wrong guy, which happens about 50% of the time? Should the premeditated and malicious false accusation really be treated as “oops” void of consequences for those involved in sending an innocent person to prison? While the Innocence Project has secured the release of hundreds of falsely accused men, has there been one overly zealous prosecutor or malicious false accuser sent to prison for ruining someone’s life?

Had Crystal been held accountable, even confined to mental hospital, for any of her crimes committed before she (allegedly) murdered Reginald, he might still be alive.

To reiterate, “[s]hort of civil action, the falsely accused have little recourse and most people filing false claims have nothing to offer to make their targets whole…” Certainly they have nothing to offer Mr. Daye.

Legislators do need to force district attorneys to fully prosecute malicious false accusers and burdens of proof do have to be raised at least as high as the IQ of the Deputy Dorights in the t-shirts, the Committee of 88, radicalized domestic violence industry operatives, and attorney general Cooper.

Why? Because some complaints have to be dry-ice chilled until they break, especially those supported only by statements from lost in space whackos with a history of making destructive self-serving shit up! Otherwise the lives of innocent people are destroyed; and, some, like Mr. Daye, are murdered. Get it.

Let’s just get it over with, turn Crystal lose so she can abuse others and maybe kill again. After all, loony-tune women can’t be held accountable because they are crazy, since they are all victims of patriarchy and stuck in an endless cycle of abuse.

Maybe we need some Crystal t-shirts that say, “I’m not just a pathological liar, I’m a PC psycho murdering bitch from Bonkers, the perfect planet to the far left of reality.”

Nifong nuts, beam me up Scotty, I got to get out ‘a here… My heart bled out when the 88 Thlingons from Duke sucked up my sympathy and Attorney General Cooper failed to do his job. I wonder if the Dildo Bandito can help get faux penises out of academia, politics, and the justice system?

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