Patrice Stanton

What’s under the mini-skirt of "SheZow?"

Discovery Communications and Hasbro, Inc., have teamed up to bring you “The Hub” a children’s cable channel geared up to make your little grrl feel spehully empowered and your boy like a piece of garbage. So go on, mindless consumer American, plop your children down in front of this agitprop and head off to the promise mall. Your kids are in good hands.