Walk Like a Slutgyptian!

(Sung to the tune of  “Walk Like an Egyptian“)

Don your tube top, paint that face like you’re charging fifty cents

Bend over slow – oh hey ho – and spread ‘em for the men

Now take a shot, show your slot, you know it’s just pretend

Now drink some more – oh hey ho – and say you’re not a whore.

When someone grabs a tit, says hey ho, hey ho!

Hey ho-oo-oo, hey hoooo!

Walk like a Slutgyptian!

Now call a cop, cry with snot and talk to TV crews

Stage a protest – oh hey ho – you’re on the nightly news!

When someone calls your bluff, says hey ho, hey ho!

Hey ho-oo-oo, hey hoooo!

Talk like a Slutgyptian!

Now you have fame, though it’s lame, the center of atten-she-un

But where it counts – oh hey ho – you’re just Slutgyptians

And when you lose your pussy pass, say hey ho, hey ho!

Hey ho-oo-oo, hey hoooo!

Stalk like a Slutgyptian!

Stalk like a Slutgyptian!

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