“…a sick pornographic sex toy used to train people to mutilate little baby boys”

In the face of the insanity that a circumcision “kit” even exists, I’ve found some hard-hitting activist and creative gold in the comments and questions at the Amazon listing. Bullshit like infant genital mutilation will be called out every time, and in this case by cleverly using hilarious satire to inform about a tragic topic.
You can read them all here – as long as they last – but for your convenience and posterity, I’ve screenshot them below, starting with my own comment.
First, here’s the actual listing:
by Nasco

Infant Circumcision Trainer, White

Currently unavailable.

We don’t know when or if this item will be back in stock.

Product features

MPN: LF00904U
Authentic Nasco (Life/Form) product!
5 year warranty
Made in the United States
Great for nursing and therapy students

Product description

Manufactured with care by Nasco in the United States, this Infant Circumcision Trainer, White is an excellent addition to your classroom! Shipping weight is 5 lbs.

Circumcision is a surgical procedure performed to remove the loose tissue, known as the foreskin, covering the glans of the penis. This worldwide procedure is performed for health, religious, or cultural reasons shortly after birth, around puberty, or during young adulthood. The World Health Organization (WHO), the Joint United Nations Program on HIV and AIDS (UNAIDS), and the Center for Disease Control (CDC) state evidence that indicates male circumcision significantly reduces the risk of female-to-male HIV transmission by over 50%. The Life/form Circumcision Trainers have been developed with the assistance from one of the top medical schools in Wisconsin, as well as medical professionals in South Africa and Indonesia. The trainers include the foreskin, glans penis, frenulum, meatus, and coronal groove. These trainers are made with our soft, lifelike material, which is pliable, delicate, and realistic to the touch. Medical students, physicians, and other practitioners can learn, practice, and improve realistic, hands-on skills for this delicate procedure without the worry of learning on a live patient. Practice simulating dorsal block injection, separating the inner lining of the foreskin (preputial epithelium) from its attachment to the glans, surgical removal of the foreskin, and suturing techniques. These trainers may also be used to demonstrate the procedure and practice aftercare skills to family members. Since there are different methods of circumcision, the Life/form Circumcision Trainers have been designed for Mogen clamp method, Guillotine clamp method, Gomco clamp method, Plastibell method, dorsal slit method, forceps guided method, and sleeve circumcision.The Life/form Infant Circumcision Trainer includes torso, six glans with attached foreskins, instructions, and storage box.

How sick is this description, as it tells us these brutes know about the parts of the penis and foreskin, with their obvious value and purpose, and then show how to cut them off! In this crazy world “the foreskin, glans penis, frenulum, meatus, and coronal groove” are all baby parts destined for the knife, meat grinder, face cream, or garbage pail. Nice.

Practice medievial and barbaric quackery by “separating the inner lining of the foreskin (preputial epithelium) from its attachment to the glans, surgical removal of the foreskin, and suturing techniques.” Horrid.

Then we read about some more macabre procedures and devices: “Mogen clamp method, Guillotine clamp method, Gomco clamp method, Plastibell method, dorsal slit method, forceps guided method, and sleeve circumcision.”

They tell us circumcision removes “the loose tissue, known as the foreskin, covering the glans of the penis” which is wrong because the foreskin at birth is fused to the penis and not loose at all. And, of course, the HIV connection is unproven, and unrelated to human rights violations and a baby who’s not even having sex. Remember, the U.S. has the most circumcisions AND the most HIV. So, UNAIDS says unsafe sex is OK now if you’re circumcised??? HELLO…BING BONG…if you practice safe sex, with a condom, the foreskin is irrelevant! Condoms prevent STDs and HIV, not surgery.

And thank goodness the trainer is “manufactured with care” which is more than you’ll be giving any of it’s victims.

Need the complete circumcision kit? Not to worry, here’s the listing for “The Life/form® Infant Circumcision Training Kit” that includes the WMDs needed to do the job:

one infant torso, six glans with attached foreskins, instruments (scalpel, 4-1/2 in. micro-forceps, 6 in. precision probe, Iris research scissors, 5 in. straight Halstead mosquito forceps, 5 in. curved Halstead mosquito forceps, Ethicon suture thread with needle), instrument case, instructions, and soft nylon carrying case.

Good thing it has instructions and a soft carry case.

There’s a black circumcision trainer, a ‘medium‘ one, replacement foreskins, and a complete WMD toolkit to eradicate the dreaded foreskin.

Though the circumcision trainer is “Currently Unavailable,” someone – or two – took the opportunity in the comments and questions to tell the world about some sick shit.

Gee, for something we do to millions of baby boys, where are all the satisfied customers’ comments? Sure, some ignorant and insensitive women like the result, as do the industry that rakes in millions of blood-stained dollars, but the actual victims, the strapped down babies, are grudgingly silent. There are none, just as nobody would praise FGM publicly or be glad they had their vagina cut.

The comments are sad, hilarious, brilliant, sassy, and satisfying – and these gems are a poke in the eye to the hypocrites and pro-circumcision crowd, a work of art, snarky, sarcastic, and profound social commentary – and what else… readers?

And notice the absurdity of it all in this answer to a question:

“Unfortunately, we do not have a female version at this time. Have a nice day.”

Here’s your opportunity to give your opinion for all the world to see. Thank you Amazon.

Enjoy.

Here’s my contributing comment:

gary costanza
1.0 out of 5 stars Is this what you want to do to your son?

March 31, 2019

As a proud feminist, I demand equal treatment of girls in this marketplace and wonder why girls are not offered the same quality testing equipment such as this. Are girls not worthy of the same skillful surgery that these lucky boys are getting? Why no female torso so that the sex that “holds up half the sky” can have the same fun as all us men?

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Crunchy Frog
4.0 out of 5 stars Perfect gift
November 28, 2012
Makes a perfect Christmas gift for that hard-to-shop-for creepy uncle/circumfetishist. The only drawback is that it doesn’t scream, but you could easily remedy that by hooking it up to an MP3 player that plays circumcised baby screams while you “practice”.
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Lauren A Baker
1.0 out of 5 stars Unrealistic
December 26, 2018

I applaud this company for crafting such a critically needed product. Bravo! It is with great remiss that I report that the product does not prepare one for the actual event; as few circumcisions occur on uniquely the pelvis of a baby. Typically the rest of the baby is attached. Furthermore, the attached rest of the baby is oft moving with great hostility trying to preclude the snippage of private-part material. That said, the “beta version” is a welcomed first step. I look forward to the full animatronic baby version. Thank you so much.

Oh, also a perfect gift.

J Meyers
4.0 out of 5 stars Fun for the whole family!

February 11, 2013

Forget OPERATION, this game represents the next evolution in surgical family fun! Though I wouldn’t recommend it for tykes under six, your kids will enjoy endless hours of genital slicing and dicing. Got a budding mohel on your Christmas list? This is a holiday gift no-brainer. I did deduct a star, however, because scalpel, box cutter, and yard clipper accessories are sold separately. (no information yet on racially diverse skin choices)
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Steve
5.0 out of 5 stars Click go the shears

June 23, 2014

I have had so many hours of pleasure with this lifelike anatomically accurate natural looking trainer.

For years I used baby bottle teats, and rubber gloves, and inner tubes, and party balloons, and it just wasn’t the same.

I even practised on endangered species.

For generations people have had their genitals mutilated, their bits bleached, their hair cropped, their pubes pulled, and their faces powdered and hair primped and preened.

But nothing says “I respect you” more than practising beforehand.

If you practice on yourself, it brings a tear to the eye. So use this training device so you can laugh and frolic and galavant around the room in paroxysms of laughter when the bris comes off like a tender calamari ring awaiting the boiling oil and breadcrumbs.

Go on. You KNOW you need this. To sit in the kitchen drawer with the risotto cooker and the breadmaker and the kitchen whizz with multiple attachments.

These also are great to use as a table ornament when the boss and spouse come for dinner. Always a talking point.

Functional. Practical. Educational. And a whole lot more.

The black one is way bigger, apparently. So always specify the color.

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M. Demarco
5.0 out of 5 stars And not a moment too late!!

July 16, 2013

Finally!! Now I don’t have to keep breaking in to the nursery at Bellevue. What a relief. The nurses were definitely getting suspicious.
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Curt Fox
4.0 out of 5 stars It’s about tradition!

May 2, 2014

The men in my family have been mohels going back 15 generations, that we know of, or at least that’s what we all say. And we’re not even Jewish. Me? I’m an atheist, but that’s no reason not to be a mohel, according to grand-dad, anyway. So is this trainer anatomically spot on? No, but it’s close enough. I mean, really, have you ever seen some of the circumcisions out there? They look like rolled turtlenecks, or old round life preservers. I saw one that looked like Bib Fortuna from Star Wars. They’re not all pretty, you know. So with that kind of leeway, a tool like this can help me hone my craft without doing any lasting damage.
Snip snip!
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KP
2.0 out of 5 stars Not Enough Attachments

May 9, 2014

Was hoping that there was finally a suitable circ trainer on the market for my family’s genetically rare, but ever present “dangler-skin” condition…think detachable raincoat hood, minus the snaps. For generations, doctors and mohels alike have struggled with our tricky bits, and after seeing how badly my first son’s circumcision was botched, I decided to wait on doing my second boy’s until such time as I was confident I could pull it off successfully on my own without the help of some medical hack. I suppose I should have inspected the penile attachments in greater detail, but one would think that with six variations, their piece would be covered. So now it’s back to the drawing board, will just have to think of some other way to celebrate my boy’s thirteenth birthday…
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alexander erkiletian
4.0 out of 5 stars As soon as they let me out of the asylum..

January 26, 2015

I became a Moyle after I lost my life guarding job when this blue kid got me fired last summer. This rubber baby torso is very realistic. Before I had this to practice on I was a mess. Luckily the lawsuit filed against me by the father who’s thumb I accidentally severed was thrown out on grounds of insanity (phew). Anyway when I get out of the institute for the very, very nervous I plan on getting back into the foreskin lopping game. Oh, buy the white baby torso. The black ones are just obscene.
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Lane Harrison
1.0 out of 5 stars They need to make one of these that bleeds to …

November 28, 2014

They need to make one of these that bleeds to fully replicate this sick mutilation. Someone else already mentioned the a simulated scream of the strapped down infant in agony. It could have a little battery compartment and speaker on it. His body , His choice. This Bronze Age blood ritual called circumcision needs to end immediately.
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Jeff
5.0 out of 5 stars Great for parties…

June 19, 2013

I bought this in conjunction with a can of Armour Vienna Sausages. Wow! What a huge hit at my last party. You simply place a sausage in the appropriate place and wait for someone to take the first one. Once that happens, everyone wants in on the fun.
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KM
1.0 out of 5 stars Here an individual can practice genitally mutilating baby boys till they’re comfortable slicing up the real deal

October 6, 2014

Yet another clear example of sexism! Here an individual can practice genitally mutilating baby boys till they’re comfortable slicing up the real deal, but when it comes to female genital mutilation what are they supposed to practice on!?!… Come on NASCO!
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Jason Reichl
5.0 out of 5 stars I LOVE IT!

January 7, 2014

Before NASCO’s Infant Circumcision Trainer I practiced on whomever I could get my hands on.

Thank you NASCO for making each tip easy to snap on.

I’m not an expert at infant circumcision yet! But thanks to you NASCO I’m on my way.

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Ryan

April 10, 2013

I’ve always wanted to practice snipping a small boy’s wee. Now I can.
Thanks for manufacturing this little rubber boy cock for me to take a scissors to.
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Dr. Kevin Folta
4.0 out of 5 stars Makes Circumcision Practice a Delight

March 2, 2013

I’ve used the product to train for performing such operations. I’ve tried SmartKlamp and all the rest, but they just are not as good as traditional tools. The product here allows one to hone their art. Much better than self-practice or use of stray animals. Now I make some extra cash performing circumcisions on the weekend. It doesn’t pay well but you get a lot of tips.
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C&M&N Oliver
1.0 out of 5 stars Should NOT be sold on Amazon.

April 24, 2015

If I could give this product negative stars, I would. This is a barbaric practice in the U.S. that happens daily. Taking the lives of many innocent children. It is a cosmetic surgery, and when you are cutting into healthy tissue, it leaves risks for hemorrhaging and blood clotting. You think a dorsal block is gonna help a baby when you are removing the most sensitive part of his body? Not to mention, thousands of nerve endings! No way should you be promoting genital mutilation of any kind. Amazon please remove this trainer promoting infant harm and death!
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slaire
3.0 out of 5 stars Not quite like the real thing

May 13, 2014

While it’s good simulation, I also feel like it gives a false sense of preparation for chewing into your infants penis parts. Nothing can quite prepare you for the warm gush of penile blood that bathes your chin and trickles down your throat when you bite into that fleshy little ding-a-ling. I’ve tried practicing on dogs before, but people frown upon that, which is why I was ecstatic when I found this product, for those of us who can’t get enough of that infant genitalia nibbling. Careful though, I accidentally chipped a tooth on one of the fake baby penises, although it’s worked out better for me in the end because I find it’s just that much easier to cut through the baby penis flesh with a sharpened tooth. So here’s to the glass being half full of infant penis blood!
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Michael Davis
1.0 out of 5 stars Medical? Not even close.

April 3, 2014

Like the Mayans head binding their children, or foot binding in Asian cultures, circumcision is a violation of an individual’s rights. The individual has no say over what cosmetic procedure has been done to them when they were just an infant. This flies in the face of all progressive strides that have been made in the area of human rights in the last few decades. It’s very closed minded to force your own views on an infant by way of permanent, irreversible surgery. Imagine the uproar if parents started tattooing infants, or, God forbid, circumcising their daughters. There is no medical reason for male circumcision, in fact, as a cancer risk, it is at least twice as dangerous to have intact labia as an intact foreskin. Any doctor that tells you it’s medically beneficial is blowing a bunch of propaganda up your you know what in the name of a medical industry that profits from these procedures and from the use of the foreskins that are removed. Do your research before making a permanent, life-long decision for someone, an individual, who can not yet understand what is being done to them. An individual should be able to decide later, as an adult, whether they want to be circumcised. I am not denying one’s religious beliefs. Western religions have no such belief. In Western society, circumcision was introduced in the Victorian era in an effort to keep young boys from masturbating. Now it’s a multi-million dollar industry. Look here and be astonished: […]
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Laura
5.0 out of 5 stars Simple instructions – allows for multiple attempts

February 4, 2014

This is a great gift for anyone pursuing a career in the medical field, young rabbis in training, or even those interested in DIY jobs.
Note: this the same model used in the highly renowned Medical and Nursing programs at the University of Phoenix.
I will say, I am so lucky having this for practice and before having my baby at home! Stupid government website kept crashing before I could purchase my insurance plan…
As It turns out, anyone can learn the tricks of the trade in this modern world – I’m sure glad I did!
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Gary R. Jordan

June 24, 2013

Just when you’ve run out of ways to make the little rug rats behave.
This fantastic tool comes along!
No more times out
No more take the TV & games away
No more grounding the boys
When the boys get out of line,
bring this torture device out!
You know, you love it, say it:
If you don’t behave, “I’ll snip the tip!”
Works everytime!CONS:
They need a larger size for teens & mensTeens size usage: When the teenage, pants drooping, ear ring wearing, tattoed
juvenile shows up to date your daughter, voilà!
Bring out the Teenager size and play a rousing game of “Not with my Daughter, you won’t”For men’s size usage: For the Correctional system a training tool to deal with:
Pedofiles, rapists and other such animals.
Just train the prison personnel to deliver some old fashion “an eye for an eye”
Except the offending member with be switly severed.Great for Christmas, birthdays and other festive moments!
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Robert Goldwasser
5.0 out of 5 stars What’s not to like?

September 22, 2014

This product reminds me of a funny story:

Two five year old boys are standing at the potty to pee.

When one says, ” Your thing doesn’t have any skin on it!”

” I’ve been circumcised.” Says the second boy.

” What does that mean?”

“It means they cut the skin off the end.”

” How old were you when it was cut off?”

” My mom said that I was two days old.”

” Did it hurt?”

” You bet it hurt, I couldn’t walk for a year!”

As for the product, What’s not to like?

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R. Mcfadden
5.0 out of 5 stars Just What The Doctor Ordered

July 12, 2013

I found this product to be a cutting edge tool in my classroom. We had previously taught circumcision technique with cocktail wieners, but many students ended up eating them. The addition of anatomically correct testicles and leg stumps really brings my training sessions alive! I wouldn’t hesitate to recommend this circumcision trainer to any teacher looking to lower the incidence of accidental infant penile amputation!
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A. J. Bertine
1.0 out of 5 stars Inappropriate for proper medical training.

August 10, 2013

The old days of medical distancing have passed. New medical trainees in top schools are taught to make a personal connection with patients rather than to divorce themselves from the patient as a human individual. This training dummy will only make it easier to distance oneself from the fact that the young patient is a human being with feelings and rights. In a way, this dummy is greatly symbolic of the institution of routine infant circumcision as a practice without a human connection; no eyes, no voice, no compassion for the individual. As such, it is an abomination.
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frank
1.0 out of 5 stars Definitely not real enough

April 2, 2014

You also need the video aid of infants going through it as they suffer in agony step by step as their penises get mutilated.
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Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock
3.0 out of 5 stars Okay, but not like the real deal

May 9, 2014

These tiny, imitation penises are okay for practice, but since they don’t have real foreskin, I can’t make my suede coin purses. What will I give the neighborhood children for Christmas this year? Also, they’re a little chewy.
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Joseph Yandow
1.0 out of 5 stars how to maake a mountian from a Mohel

February 21, 2013

Hey are you tired of being the wallflower at the family Bris? then this product is for you! Traumatize children in your neighborhood today by instilling the fear of God, deform their bodies to justify your own superstitions and beliefs.
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Suzannabell
1.0 out of 5 stars Not realistic enough

April 11, 2013

This product is a huge disappointment.

It’s not at all realistic, and therefore no good for practice for medical students.
* The glans is not fused to the foreskin as it should be, and so there is no sensation of ripping the foreskin from the glans.
* Practicing without the very real smell and sight of gushing blood could be distracting once it’s time for the real thing.
* There’s no screaming. Students will have to learn to block out and ignore the screaming, helpless pleas from the baby, begging someone, anyone, to save him. -It is vital to learn to block these out. If you save the baby we don’t get paid.
* There is no frenulum (Male G spot) to cut through. Students need to practice cutting away all of the frenulum so they can efficiently decrease the orgasmic sensation the circumcised baby will have as a man.
* The rest of the body is missing. Students will need to learn to properly force helpless infants into a circumstraint. They must effectively grip and restrain each thrashing limb. We wouldn’t want any baby boys being INJURED while we are cutting pieces away from their bodies.

The one good thing I can say about it is there is no face, no pleading eyes to look into, as you ignore every humane instinct and force your scalpel through the baby’s genitals.

I don’t really mind that you can’t tell if you have botched it, because in the end it doesn’t matter. We get paid regardless, and the parents have signed a waiver so we won’t ever get sued. *Muahahaha*

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Amazon Customer
1.0 out of 5 stars Difficult to align

July 16, 2013

I spent hours trying to mount this onto our CNC mill. Too difficult, unlike the real thing. I might try to affix the next one to a lathe. The lack of arms and feet mean normal restraints are useless.
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Franny Max
1.0 out of 5 stars Only perverted people could cut a helpless newborn

April 21, 2014

This is a “tool” to cause irreparable harm to perfectly happy, healthy, newborn baby boys. Nobody should be torturing them. If you even contemplate getting such a “trainer”, you have no respect for the Hippocratic Oath! “First, do no harm!” Circumcision is a horrible human rights violation. Plus, this is devoid of the screaming that a real baby makes, as well as the copious amounts of blood that he loses. Not realistic at all!
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Ender
1.0 out of 5 stars Best torture trainer on the market!

April 25, 2013

While this training kit does have its pro’s, the biggest con for me was the lack of realism. Where are the legs, torso and arms? How are we supposed to practice our boy-scout knots tieing up these fiesty babies? I took another commentors advice and qued up circ videos on youtube so i could get the blood-curdling scream for realistic ambiance. I wish you sold restraint straps so I can make this non-consenting torture teacher more accurate, but I have some at home, so no worries.

Although this product is fantastic, I do have a few suggestions for future improvements:

1. You should make a deluxe model that thrashes about as if it doesn’t want to be operated on in the first few days of life.
2. More realistic penis’s – on a real baby, the foreskin needs to be violently ripped from the glans before sliced off. (who doesn’t love that ripping sound? Amirite!?)
3. Blood! who doesn’t love a gusher, its so excillerating.
4. Optional heart monitor that simulates flat lining from blood loss
5. Realistic body excrement – I need to practice bandaging so fecal matter doesn’t get into an open wound. I hate that!
6. Novelty circ tools like the clamps, guilotine style tools and a pot for a mohel-style blood spit
7. Spare penis’s sold seperatly. I’m a real slow learner, i’m going to need at least a dozen more practice penis’s.

Fantastic job, would recommend to anyone with a mutilation fetish!

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R. Low

February 26, 2013

The practice penises do not have a continuous sleeve to cut away. They represent the skin tube as if cutting it leaves only one raw wound edge instead of two. This is worthless, like forced genital cutting.
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fshepinc
1.0 out of 5 stars Disgusting And Wrong

August 5, 2014

I can’t believe this is even a real product -let alone that Amazon would sell it. Truly disgusting. Endorsing genital mutilation should not be a part of anyone’s business model.
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Anonymous
1.0 out of 5 stars Sexist, perverted, child abuse, cruel etc

January 12, 2014

Where is the “circumcision trainer” for baby girls? That’s right, girls are protected, boys are not. This is disgusting, immoral, sexist etc – male genital mutilation is just as bad as female genital mutilation. Male genital cutting causes pain, suffering, lifelong problems (ask why Viagra is so popular.) Permanent detrimental brain changes (possibly causes Autism.)

Foreskin is not a birth defect. His body, his choice.

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O. Arias
1.0 out of 5 stars circumcision serves no real purpose so what is this

March 8, 2014

if you clean yourself properly and use condoms there’s no need for circumcision. circumcision only traumatizes the baby and in some intances loss of penis and suicide when they get older why circumcision because people pay 500 dallors to snip that doctors only care about getting paid shame on you all your all heathens mutilating babys for pay
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Hi-I’m-Barry O-from-Kenya

December 20, 2013

‘The he** is this? Whites only? Only white people can train theyselves in circulism? I got a 411 for you Nabisco. Slavery ended after the Civil War. You cain’t spect me to buy no siculism trainer on a white baby. I want a black trainer. What I posed to do? Spray paint it black like Al Jolsen and run around with my spray painted black baby. An sayin’ “look at me I’mo whack this weiner cuz I got skillz, Fool.” Word.
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melissa fulton

April 15, 2014

Forced genital cutting should be outlawed, and to all medical practitioners, research foreskin, and do the ethical thing you singed on for, and opt out of this archaic, cosmetic and brutal practice.
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JGK
1.0 out of 5 stars Disgusting and appalling.

April 16, 2014

A how to guide on mutilating males. Where’s the clitorectomy version? If people should practice hacking off a male’s foreskin, why is there no version where you can practice clitoris removal?
And what’s next in their line of mutilation? Stabbing a live human being to death with a rusty shrimp fork and how to hide the body? Lynching 101?
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Mary+cats

April 24, 2015

This is an example of a sick pornographic sex toy used to train people to mutilate little baby boys. Don’t even thing of buying.
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A’idah

February 26, 2013

I buy one of these but no babby girl version. Why no babby girl version? I need to compleat sunnat. Please also suply in tan. Thanks you.
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L. Cruz
1.0 out of 5 stars no benefits, cosmedic procedure on a new born baby boy that could kill him…

July 12, 2013

why in all other parts of the country is there no RIC (routine infant circumcision) but in USA it is? this is a barbaric procedure being done to defenseless babies, it kills for no benefits. it doesn’t help HIV or STD’s condoms do. it doesn’t help with infections, not pulling the foreskin helps that and medication that is given like when a girl has one. When intact don’t retract. horrible product.
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Aubrie
1.0 out of 5 stars Disgusting

November 6, 2013

Absolutely disgusting. Infant circumcision provides no medical benefit and is completely unethical. It is a major human rights violation and must not be allowed to continue!!
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Dr Vits

July 17, 2013

As a practising Rabbi, I found this product tasteless, perhaps a chocolate or boy flavoured product would be useful in this market?
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J. Burke
1.0 out of 5 stars Training for Human Rights Violation

August 10, 2013

Circumcision or Male Genital Mutilation should be banned just like female circumcision is. Baby boys feel pain and bleed just like little girls but aren’t protected by the law as girls are.
If you want training so you can circumcise newborn baby boys then you want training to be a child abuser, you will be a sexual child abuser and one that believes that baby boys have no right to their Human Rights.
Sick, sick, sick people. Health professionals that circumcise babies should be arrested for sexually mutilating those babies and be struck of the medical register as they are breaking the Hippocratic oath.
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Adam Z.

September 19, 2012

This plastic device fails to kick and scream and go into shock like a real baby boy does. I pride myself on the fact that I slowly crush and amputate the healthy foreskin of the baby, making sure that he feels the torture I intend to inflict! Unfortunately, this lifeless device doesn’t even shed a tear or make a whimper. Disappointing.
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The big JC
1.0 out of 5 stars Safer to be born a dog!

July 12, 2013

I still find it incredible that in this country you can be arrested for docking a dog’s tail, which for actual working dogs has a clear health benefit, however you can legally mutilate a baby boy for no reason other than “we’ve always done it”.

What century is this again…?

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Kristine

February 26, 2013

I feel numb looking at stuff like this. But baby boys have died from this unnecessary procedure. Does any benefit outweigh that?
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segrau

February 26, 2013

Where’s the female version?! Sure, we can now practice unnecessarily amputating parts of penises, but where is the vulva and clitoris for mutilation? The original purpose of routine infant circumcision was to discourage masturbation in men… when will we wake up and realize it’s a problem in women, too! Until I can make certain to practice ruining the most sensitive genital areas on both male and female models, this is an incomplete set!
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WAYNE
1.0 out of 5 stars stop cutting dick parts off

June 13, 2013

we have long out grown the need to do this. do some reading and some thinking and STOP CUTTING BABY DICK PARTS OFF!
thanks
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Joe
1.0 out of 5 stars Mutilation now easier 0 stars

October 20, 2012

So cutting apart boys genitals and mutilating them for life has now become easier? Now you dont have to practice on a live infant phhfff what a relief huh?
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A. Miller
1.0 out of 5 stars Practice makes imperfect.

September 26, 2012

Pros: Have a strong desire to hack up baby penis? Love to hear the pitiful wails and screams of non-consenting newborn boys as you slice and dice their penis up shortly after their entrance into the world? Want some practice first so you’ll be less likely to do a botched job resulting in meatal stenosis, partial to full penile amputation, death due to hemorrhage, gangrene, necrosis, skin bridges or adhesions? Then this is the product for you!

Cons: Does not come with circumstraint, does not scream and curl toes from pain, only has a couple of foreskins to mutilate, doesn’t come in latino, black or Asian models.

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The Docent
1.0 out of 5 stars Vile and criminal

January 8, 2016

The pornographic manufacturers and sellers should be locked in prison as pervert child sexual assault perpetrators and instigators along with every terrorist doctor who commits such atrocities. Vile filthy dogs. SHAME ON AMAZON FOR AOWING HIS TO BE SOLD HERE!!!
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a worried mother
1.0 out of 5 stars not a safe thing on the market

February 26, 2013

this is not safe. If someone must cut off part of their babies penis a doctor needs to do it. No one needs to have access to learn to do this. 117 babies died last year because of circumcision and i imagine this product is responsible for several of those deaths. Oh and and I’m sure pedifiles love to buy this and play with it. Makes me sick
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Billy

February 10, 2019

I tried it out but ,y dog didnt reallylike it that much, lot blood yes which taste yes. would reccomend

Nicholas Goroff
5.0 out of 5 stars Was not what I ordered, but I’m not sending it back

September 2, 2018

So, I came to Amazon hoping to watch the new Jack Ryan series with Jim from the office. What ended up happening was something of a journey of self discovery and ultimately, a very serious commentary on the middle east peace process.
I found this item in both “WHITE” and “medium?” Explain yourselves. I won’t even ask you to explain why a dick slicing practice slam man was created like this, but why “medium?” Is this a new alt-right term or something? I’d expect this sort of thing from gab, but not from Amazon. You gave me Alexa. Alexa gave me a moment’s reprieve from the deep and abiding sense of absolute isolation in the universe. And then, we come to this.
After having watched copious amounts of Thundercats and trying NOT to think of the unopened package which I had again, intended to be a pleasant viewing experience in which I get to compare the guy from A Quiet Place with both Harrison Ford and Alec Baldwin, but all that aside, it was upon opening the package that I found my knife skills lacking and suddenly everything made sense.
Pulling the “unit” and it’s associated “medium” bits from the box, I immediately went to work hacking away at the plastic patriarchy simulator. I’ve never felt more Bell Hooks in all my life.
As you can see from my image attached, it wasn’t long until I ran out of “medium” bits and began hacking away at my own. The glasses and facial expression are just coincidental, in case you were wondering.
Five stars, not because the product is that good, but rather, because the huwite one got far more reviews and a higher rating, making me both furious on the grounds of equality, while also fearing for my own safety. Equality in penis augmentation must be a new agenda item in this age of resistance. I know that Vox.com stands with me in this conviction and as someone with a mutilated penis myself and bigger issues than that which we shall not go into, I can’t recommend this product enough.
Loved it. Every inch of it’s medium tone and temper.
Evin Venske
1.0 out of 5 stars there to much like chew toys my baby and dog chewed on them …

June 14, 2018

there to much like chew toys my baby and dog chewed on them while i was practicing circumcisions on my dog
Dawn

February 25, 2016

Just say no
Derek Kindell
5.0 out of 5 stars Saving private Ryan’s private.

September 2, 2016

This thing works wonders. When I first starting teaching we didn’t have these. We had to use actual new borns. Let’s just say some of them fell a little…..short. Anyhow now I can teach my students how to properly circumsize without cutting too much off the top. I would get all three colors. Start with the big black ones then work your way down to the small white ones.
D. Short
5.0 out of 5 stars Too little too late for me

September 2, 2016

Wow I wish they had these when I was born! I wasn’t so lucky to have benefited from this, i unfortunately was a test subject and have to live with me deformation. I am so glad they have something out now so maybe no other guy will suffer from my affliction.
Relived i bought this.
4.0 out of 5 stars i am so glad to see such a teachen TOOL

September 2, 2016

As an assistant to the assistant of a famous baby’s doctor, i am so glad to see such a teachen TOOL. I have seen in my line of work how messed up a child’s penis can be after a boched circumcision, you know, to much clipped off the top or what we call a “flop top” occurs and that will damage anyones self esteem. So for those in training use this piece of tech for those little ones under the knife.
Answer:
Sure, it also makes a great doorstep after those whom finished practicing their infatuations with this trainer.
By frank on March 29, 2015
Answer:
Unfortunately the loss of morality is not included in this kit. If you are looking to have that feeling replicated may I suggest voting in Republican in your next local election.
By Amazon Customer on February 4, 2016
I wonder what would happen if some sick company decided to produce a female infant genital mutilation device. It would be front page news all over the west…so why is this ok?
By Arthur Valentine on February 4, 2016
Yes, it will. It is not coincidence that 11 out of 12 of the genocides that have taken place in recent history have involved circumcisers as either the primary victims or the primary aggressors, in three cases circumcisers were both the primary aggressors and the primary victims. Nor is it coincidence that societies where circumcision is practised are constantly in conflict, either internally or externally. Read the work of James W Prescott for more information.
By M. Steane on February 4, 2016
Interested in the logic behind contributors assertion that to vote republican is somehow an exercise in the “full experience of a loss of morality”. Most males happily survive circumcision, apparently in the contributors mind a republican ritual. ( only the morally bankrupt republicans advocate it?” I suppose the contributor by voting democrat and thereby being a proponent of abortion rests comfortably at night assured that all those millions of aborted fetuses won’t have to suffer the exigencies of a full human life.
By Michael nevin on December 22, 2017
No but it sure stimulates circumfetishes
By Daniel Rold on December 16, 2017
Certain religious groups used this as to avoid smegma, a foul smelling cheese like substance that can grow between the foreskin and penis. The female version on this procedure removes the clitoris and other pleasure sensitive areas of the female anatomy. Female circumcision is considered to be brutality in the western world.
By Kent R. Schulz on November 29, 2016
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When the lights are off, they’re all black.
By Trovata on September 28, 2017

http://smile.amazon.com/Life-form®-Infant-Circumcision-Trainer/dp/B0151AIZSM/ref=pd_sim_sbs_236_4?ie=UTF8&dpID=21RVBvpwcnL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL160_SR160%2C160_&refRID=12ZER7E455A0Z1TC62X7
By James C. on December 24, 2015
Black versions of this trainer are not available because the manufacturer cannot afford to increase the cost of the much larger penis required for the black model.
By Julia Brat on July 31, 2016
Hi, Unfortunately we do not carry the black version, but we do have a brown one here:
http://www.amazon.com/Life-form%C2%AE-Infant-Circumcision-Trainer/dp/B0151ALHNW/ref=pd_sim_sbs_236_2?ie=UTF8&dpID=41t7aKi8sCL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL160_SR160%2C160_&refRID=01TJYN2NR92G0FTWX1GC.
Please let us know if you have any other questions. Have a nice day.

By Anatomy_Warehouse SELLER  on December 1, 2015
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Hi, We do not recommend performing any medical procedures unless you are a medical professional. Please let us know if you have any other questions. Have a nice day.
By Anatomy_Warehouse SELLER  on March 18, 2016

That’s hilarious…lol
By Kyle on July 24, 2017
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No, but you can make your own with a drill.
By M. Steane on February 25, 2016

Hi, This item does not have an anus. Please let us know if you have any other questions. Have a nice day.
By Anatomy_Warehouse SELLER  on February 25, 2016
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Mine didn’t, but my husband provided the necessary sound track when I first explained what this was.
By K. C. on June 5, 2016

No, you also cannot sell the foreskin for making face cream with.
By M. Steane on June 4, 2016
Hi, this model does not come with any audio device for sound. Please let us know if you have any other questions. Have a nice day.
By Anatomy_Warehouse SELLER  on June 6, 2016
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There is, however, at least one product to assist in the training of cutting female genitalia – albeit a procedure that is only sometimes, not always, carried out without the individual’s consent:
https://www.amazon.com/Nasco-Life-Episiotomy-Suturing-Simulators/dp/B007V5YJY0/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1473979034&sr=8-1&keywords=Nasco

By Andrew Kohler on September 15, 2016

Hi,
Unfortunately, we do not have a female version at this time. Please let us know if you have any further questions.
Thanks.
By Anatomy_Warehouse SELLER  on September 7, 2016
Answer:
Hi,
Unfortunately, we do not.
Thanks!
By Anatomy_Warehouse SELLER  on December 6, 2016
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No, the psychos who buy this sort of thing are expected to fantasize about this sort of thing. But maybe they will release an improved version later, who knows?
By M. Steane on July 9, 2016

Oh, come on now, don’t be silly…a normal child can’t cry without a head! Also, I think this is the “bloodless amputee model”.
By Vincent on July 22, 2016
Answer:
Hi, this secular model is only available in a male infant version at this time, as female circumcision is not a commonly simulated medical practice at this time.
By Anatomy_Warehouse SELLER  on July 25, 2016
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There’s a chocalote one as well I saw it in the related items
By Amazon Customer on June 5, 2017
Answer:
Absolutley, in fact it is considered a lifesaving device, Should one find him/herself in a drowning situation he/she need not to panic as oxygen can be extracted from the special valve that sticks out.
By Amazon Customer on July 22, 2017

Not only is is a great floatie but it makes a great life vest with the added benefit of scaring away other people out of the pool.
By Amazon Customer on July 22, 2017
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Answer:
Hi,
This is the way the model comes from the manufacturer.
Thanks!
Answer:

🙂 There are replacements available for order as well.

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I can send you as many as you need as quick as you need em. Comment me an email and I’ll send you my encryption info so we can do this on the hush hush.

But I got quantity boi. Hmu.

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Hi, the baby does not have a name. Please let us know if you have any other questions. Have a nice day.

Anatomy_Warehouse

Seller · March 7, 2016

they call him lucky

Jerry Giliam · December 18, 2018

Answer:

Unfortunately, these models do not come with legs.

Anatomy_Warehouse
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What ever you did, no mater how messed up or ruined, you did it “right.” The purpose of Infant Circumcision is to damage Nature’s Perfect Design, while, violating the infant’s human right to remain whole, and undamaged. Actually, I believe that replacements are available for the pedo-sadist’s who need them.

Gadget Guru

· December 27, 2017

I would just practice on real babies. Anyways, circumcision damages the person’s genitals in ALL cases. If you are going to mutilate a non-consenting person’s genitalia for no reason, you might as well do a fully botched job.

Laure A. Dejeant

· December 26, 2017

Answer:

Hi, The model is only made to use as an infant male circumcision trainer.

Anatomy_Warehouse

No. Been there, done that. You’ll end up “Ken Dolling” your daughter.

Amazon Customer

· December 27, 2017

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Given the mood Yahweh is in at the minute (q.v. Syria, Libya, Egypt, Nigeria, Somalia), I would say practice only with a blunt stone, and use same with real kids, in order to achieve the required level of God-pleasing shrieks. If you make the kids yell loud enough, Trump will not get elected. Please see any decibel meter, also from Amazon.

Circumcision is a sex crime against a child, done by a sex predator who likes to torture little boys. I am ashamed of Amazon dot com for selling sex toys and wish you would take it off the market at once!

Mary+cats

· December 7, 2015

Hi, This item does come with the infant body and 6 foreskins as shown in the picture. Please let us know if you have any other questions. Have a nice day.

Anatomy_Warehouse

Seller · December 7, 2015

I don’t know. I never bought this wretched device. I just wrote a message on here condemning it and the vile practice of circumcision, which is painful, unnecessary, and does nothing but cause harm.

Lane Harrison

· December 7, 2015

I neither know nor care. Infant circumcision is barbaric and I find it incredible that it is still legal.

M. Steane

· December 9, 2015

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