(Sung to the tune of “Walk Like an Egyptian“)
Don your tube top, paint that face like you’re charging fifty cents
Bend over slow – oh hey ho – and spread ‘em for the men
Now take a shot, show your slot, you know it’s just pretend
Now drink some more – oh hey ho – and say you’re not a whore.
When someone grabs a tit, says hey ho, hey ho!
Hey ho-oo-oo, hey hoooo!
Walk like a Slutgyptian!
Now call a cop, cry with snot and talk to TV crews
Stage a protest – oh hey ho – you’re on the nightly news!
When someone calls your bluff, says hey ho, hey ho!
Hey ho-oo-oo, hey hoooo!
Talk like a Slutgyptian!
Now you have fame, though it’s lame, the center of atten-she-un
But where it counts – oh hey ho – you’re just Slutgyptians
And when you lose your pussy pass, say hey ho, hey ho!
Hey ho-oo-oo, hey hoooo!
Stalk like a Slutgyptian!
Stalk like a Slutgyptian!
