Jake Pentland, Alpha Dogstud, to Kick Elam’s Ass

 

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Just a show reminder for tomorrow, for those interested. I will be appearing, along with Patrick Doran, aka, Mad Shangi, on the Jake Pentland show. It airs tomorrow at 1PM Pacific time.

Jake, son of the warm and fuzzy Roseanne Barr, has been strangely silent in the run up to the show, but has now proclaimed himself the “Supreme Alpha Male,” who is going to “kick my ass” on the show.

He even put it on his show announcement.

Not to worry, after having a breakfast of Supreme Alpha Males (you can get them at Jack in the Box for 99 cents, you know), I will arrive at Jake’s show so that his real education may begin. I will even bring a step ladder for him as that is the only way he is going to ever reach my ass.

What can I say, except that is how I roll.

Be there. This ought to be fun.

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